According to Ed

Asking For Volunteers Can Result In A Disaster Ed, my neighbor next door, has lots to say to me privately because we live next door to each other, but he makes it a steadfast rule to avoid me in public. Ed and…

You Will Not Have a Weight Problem If You Keep Off The Scales! Ed, my neighbor next door, was told that I have been gaining weight. My neighbor keeps telling me that my walking at the walking track is a failure. He…

Plenty of Challenge in Providing What the World Needs Ed, my neighbor next door, is determined that it’s now time for the wise ones to head south to Arizona or Texas. Ed informed me last week that rather than waste his money…

Ready or Not, There is No Stopping the Unimaginable Ed, my neighbor next door, didn’t have a ready comment for the killing of a reservist and the gun fire on Parliament Hill on Oct. 22, in Ottawa. I have never found him…

Don’t Waste Time Making Homemade Soup – Just Open a Can! Ed, my neighbor next door, told me the other day that soup is just an appetizer that leaves a person ready for real food. Last week, Ed came to our house…

October 31 is The Best Night of the Year for the Young at Heart Ed, my neighbor next door, can never get enough of Halloween night. My neighbor would have Halloween celebrated every month that has thirty-one days, if he were the…

You’ll Never Stop the Rain From Falling On Your Head By Complaining Ed, my neighbor next door, and I had a brief chat about humility last week. Humbleness, in Ed’s view, means weakness, being too concerned with the opinions of others. A…

Time Can Capture And Place A Person In Its Holding Cell Ed, my neighbor next door, was held captive by too much time last week. He kept waiting to combine, but the time never came. His time passed, as if, he was…

Slowpoke Farmers Are Scarce When There Is Combining To Get Done Ed, my neighbor next door, has been moving at tornado speed to get his combining done. At harvest time, he claims farmers do the speeding bullet thing because no one can…

If Company Is Coming, There Are Lots More Jobs To Get Done Ed, my neighbor next door, was focused on his harvesting last week and out of sight at his farm. All he could see was his need to get his harvesting…