According to Ed

Jump like a Grasshopper to Get Your Curling Pass for a Tankard Ed, my neighbor next door, was astonished to learn I didn’t have a pass bought for all the days of the 2015 Sask. Tel Tankard Men’s Curling Championship. I went…

Kids Today Are Better At Being Little Devils Than We Were! Ed, my neighbor next door, has no time for talk of love and obedience from children. My neighbor says his parents expected him to try and get away as much stuff…

Mighty Tempting To Take A Winter Holiday But – Don’t Do It! Ed, my neighbor next door, has dismissed the idea of going to Mexico, Arizona or any of the other winter holiday destinations. My neighbor after extensive snooping into travel prices…

Others Aren’t As Surprised At Your Mistakes, As You Are. Ed, my neighbor next door, told me yesterday that if I’m frustrated by making mistakes I may as well double my depression medicine right away. I told my neighbor that I had…

Confess to Being the Victim of an Abusive Relationship Ed, my neighbor next door, hassles me at every opportunity he can find. Yesterday was the first Sunday in 2015, and Ed came over to our house for coffee because it was so…

When You’re Drowning, It’s Too Late For Swimming Lessons Ed, my neighbor next door, heard I’m trying to improve my brain health, and he is certain that it’s too little, too late on my part. My neighbor learned that I had signed…

2015 Should Be Good, Unless There Is A Real Estate Meltdown Ed, my neighbor next door, always holds a New Year’s Eve party where he makes his famous predictions for the coming year. Ed and Ruby will still be hosting their annual…

Don’t Get Run Over By A Reindeer On Christmas Eve Ed, my neighbor next door, is not home for Christmas this year. He and Ruby are celebrating Christmas in Edmonton. My neighbor had told me before they left that I should be…

Watch Out For the Red- Nosed Neighbor, Maybe He’s Contagious! Ed, my neighbor next door, had trouble dealing with me last week after he saw my red nose. Of course, he wanted to know if I was competing with Rudolph the Red-Nosed…

Ask For What You Want For Christmas, But Don’t Expect To Get It! Ed, my neighbor next door, has decided that there is a big problem with Christmas today. According to my neighbor, when he was a kid you never knew what you…